PlayRadioPlay! - Frequency EP; A Review in Six Words

Naive pop isn't catchy, has substance.

Four Stars

Zodiac: A Six Word Review

Biggest case of blue balls, ever.

Two Stars.

Apocalypto; A Review in Six Words

Mel Gibson creates irredeemably bad film. Zero stars.

Regina Spektor - Begin to Hope; A Review in Six Words

Irresistible folk songs about vulnerability, cocaine.

Hello Goodbye - Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!; A Review in Six Words

Hipsters, Scenesters create solid pop tunes. Four stars.

Fergie - The Dutchess; A Review in 6 Words

Poorly spelled album lacks substance, replayability. Two and a quarter stars.

Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape; A Review in 6 Words

Sounds catchy but ultimately proves otherwise. Three and a half stars.